THE INTERNET MARKETER'S BALLAD

A song about the hype used by some internet marketers to recruit customers and affiliates. Long sales pages that all start with the same story: "I was once broke, but all of a sudden, I found the way - being my own boss! And look what I have now, the cars, the mansion, the pool, the boat, and the books that I've read cover to cover to get where I am now. I travel all over the world. I don't work. I'm always on vacation. I make money while I sleep. Buy my product and be just like me!" (Yeah, right...) Sounds familiar?